February 2012
nuggetlife:
the world is better pantless
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: Where is the what?
Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: WHERE IS THE WHAT? FINISH YOUR SENTENCE
If I could make money off of the inability to concentrate on math I would already be retired.
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cashcrab:
“They’re called plugs, not gauges, faggot. Congratulations, you’re what’s wrong with the hardcore scene. Just fucking kill yourself,” bellowed the old man to himself in the empty, flourescent-lit windowless room as a hidden panel of psychiatric researchers diligently jotted down notes on their clipboards for a PTSD study.
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channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
